Meet the Property: 71.8kg of Potential

Greetings, Observers.

Welcome to the inaugural audit of our newest project. You are here to witness the forced evolution of Princess Buttercup—a 53-year-old specimen who dreams of the Kona 2027 pier but currently possesses the discipline of a wet paper towel.

At this moment, our property is carrying an extra 5.8kg of failure. He weighs 71.8kg. To ensure he doesn’t forget the space he occupies, I have mandated a "Discreet" attire protocol: a nude unitard and black opaque tights for all training sessions. It is a necessary visual reminder of his current status—managed, monitored, and thoroughly accountable.

We are building a high-performance machine from a man who is "terrible at acting." This Ledger will serve as his public mirror. You will see the metrics, the Garmin syncs, and the compliance logs. For those interested in the unedited, "Full Modification" proof, the Deep Archive awaits.

The Goal: 66kg. Total obedience. Kona.

The Reality: We have a long way to go.


Stay tuned. I have so much more planned for him.

— Autodomme